tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120882537882871305.post3180461706913098772..comments2022-06-13T14:54:28.032-05:00Comments on lovely. dreamy. chic. swell. darling.: Takin' Care of Businesssleepypasturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16779189322649994501noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120882537882871305.post-78574372717111416652008-05-07T19:04:00.000-05:002008-05-07T19:04:00.000-05:00one time (and consequentially the last time) i tri...one time (and consequentially the last time) i tried to shut a yapping dog up occurred in argentina. I was walking past a house with a horrible, snarling dog. Every time i walked by, said dog would attack the fence bars and bark in a most ferocious manner. I finally got fed up with it. I had purchased a rather large umbrella with a long metal spike on the end. As I walked by the fence, that wretched dog was attacking it as wildly as ever. I made a quick ninja jab for its face with my umbrella spear. The beast BIT the metal spike and ripped my brand new 12 peso umbrella from my hands and proceeded to rip it to shreds in front of me while i could only stand there and watch, feeling like a jackass. I guess i learned my lesson.Fish Nat!onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06054996160215565847noreply@blogger.com