heard on Extra

"...and we were able to do that because of some Italian fabrications that we found in Italy."

overheard at IKEA

the scene: A mother with a crying toddler on her hip, looking very closely at his face.

mother:
"Did you put something in your eye?"

toddler:
"MYYYYYYY FIIIINGERRRRRRRRRR!!"

mother:
"Well, I'm sorry you did that..."

heard on the TV...

...on a real show, with writers (not a reality show):

"Water is the most healthiest drink."

overheard in the back patio of the Cliff Cafe

"Wow - you don't even feel like you're in the hood down here!"

overheard at Dallas Blooms

"Is there some sort of animal thing over this way?"